A good partner will ride with you ‘till hell freezes over - and a while on the ice.
If your job is to shovel, and all you can see is dirt, it’s time to change jobs.
The best way to set a record is to be a good ways off from any tape measures, scales, or witnesses.
Avoid flasharity, foofaraw, and fumadiddle in dress, speech, and conduct. Leave the peacocking for the peacocks.
When cattle die standing up, it’s hard times.
A stranger's business ain't yours.
Don’t squat with yer spurs on!
The Cowboy Code
In sun and shade, be sure by your friends. Never swing a mean loop. Never do dirt to man nor animal.